Where is the half of the wine?

After the bath , I like to drink wine with chocolate in bathrobe.That is why I am a little fat.So I also watch some funny and interesting videos in internet in the same time.So I can not feel how to spend time with wine and computer.Then suddenly my wine is finished then I will take agian.I was asking by myself like “Why is the wine so nice?”.Then I said “Oh my God,I took the wine more , where is my wine?”.Again I went to kitchen , I tried to open the bottle.So I beat it.I took new one.I was continuing to spend time regulerly.I decided to search in internet , I saw something.”The wine can make you sleepy.”.I don’t know why , I was feeling sleepy.What can I do against slepping?Of course , I didn’t win this war.So when I sleep , somebody ask me “Where’s the half of the wine?”.In sleep , I can’t lie ( honest I can not lie in fact too ) , I say ” I don’t know”.Then I woke up…

Good mornig!!!

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Poison and Red Wine

Everybody knows red wine equals love.Why red and why love?Because of the red colour means power and love means forever so you can imagine red whine means.Yes , I think so you can imagine but I wanna say “forever loving”.Why don’t we drink red wine one day in each week?Or we don’t want to live forever.C’mon guys , drink red wine and taste poison of the forever love…